CLEAR WARNING SIGNS THAT I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT!

*When my big clothes are now my too tight clothes.


*When I look at my face in the mirror and all I can see are cheeks.



*When I no longer weigh myself and the word SCALES sounds 
   abusive.

*When I have to stretch my knickers so they'll fit even though they 
   are made out of lycra.

*When all I wear is black.




*When all I wear is Lycra, the stretch is just so amazing.

*When I can only fit into two pairs of jeans, even though I have ten 
   pairs in my wardrobe.



*When the majority of the clothes in my wardrobe no longer fit.



*When trying to find something to wear for night out always ends 
   in tears.

*  When clothes shopping has become a nightmare!


* When I start to have evil thoughts towards my slim friends!

*When I snap and curse people out for talking about my weight. 
   Especially family who have no filter or mercy!



*When I don't want to meet people who have not seen me since I 
   gained weight.



* When I realise I've have become allergic to exercise and even the 
    mention of it causes me to start hyperventilating and break out 
    into a rash.


* When the thought of summer fills me with dread.

*When I list eating as a hobby.


*When I can polish off a whole tube of Strawberry Cheesecake 
   Haagan Daz and still feel like I have not eaten!

*When I constantly think about what I am going to eat for my next 
   meal.




*When I constantly cover up my stomach, especially when sitting 
   down.






*When "Just one chocolate digestive biscuit." Turns into the whole 
   packet.

*When my partner tells me he loves me no matter what size I am. 
  (That's a killer!) What I hear is "I love you even though you're 
   fat."

Jokes aside, it really is time to do something about my weight and my health.